Just watching old episodes of QI with my darling Stephen Fry and cute crush Alan Davies when he came out with this gem....
"I once knew the landlord of a pub who told any female he took a fancy too that he had a 9 inch tongue and could breathe out of his ears"
Another gem was; " If God was a woman, sperm would taste of chocolate"
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- I wanted to go and change the world..but I couldn't find a babysitter.
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Is Alan Davies Jonathan Creek? If so, sorry sweetheart.....he's mine......all mine. Hands off!
Look Sasha, I have never had reason to fall out with you before but I'm serious here.....keep well away my love!
I've loved him for longer. First dibs were called by me!
chocolate!! that would be heaven!! :)
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